iPhone 4 Antenna Song

This now-famous iPhone 4 Antenna Song was played before Steve Jobs took the stage to address the ‘reception issues’ at the iPhone 4 Press Conference.

Lyrics of the song, followed by the video:

“there’s an awful lot of hoopla
around the iphone 4 anttenna
when you grip it with the death grip
and you’re call slips away
the media loves a failure
in a string of success
the facts won’t ever matter
if they can make bigger messes
sure i can make it happen
but in terms of daily usage
i’ve yet to drop a call
so this whole damn thing is stupid
and you can call me a fanboy
i’ve been called worse things
but gizmodo just ridiculous
pulling their anti-apple strings
you bought a stolen prototype
get over it and move on
or hey even better
let’s all sing this song”


This blog writer already updated that Apple is offering free bumpers (aka cases) to all their iPhone 4 users as a solution to antenna problems. No recall!