Tweets from Steve Jobs on iPhone 4 Incorrect Signal Reception Issues

In the past few days, Steve Jobs tweeted on all the signal reception issues occurring in iPhone 4 devices – in his own way –

• The best way to fix the weak signal on the new iPhone? Buy a $29.00 Bumper case, only from Apple.
• The new iPhone has a few tricks hidden up its sleeve.
• To prevent signal problems with the new iPhone, avoid touching the phone at all times.
• People who live in houses shouldn’t throw glass phones.
• What problems? http://bit.ly/iPhone4Problems
• Oh yeah, everyone’s been holding the mouse wrong too.
• We may have to recall the new iPhone. This, I did not expect.
• iPhone 4: Reinventing the way you hold your phone, again.
• Actually, the new iPhone has no problems. Apple just happens to be issuing a highly-recommended ‘software update’ soon.
• I find your lack of faith disturbing.
• We knew there were problems with the new iPhone. Apple was pushed to release it too early.
• Every time an iPhone rings an angel gets his wings.
• Some fool who broke his iPhone is taking us to court. Just what I need: a glass action lawsuit.
• You want a free bumper? Go to a junk yard.